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Hot 2 years ago It was a musical program on Hiru FM. Two famous sinhala songs were on top of the chart and it was the chance of a listener to select the winning song. The caller was Nimal, from Mahara. The announcer asked the caller, 'Haa Nimal dan kiyanda balanda oya wedipurama kemathi Samithage' Rana Hansa Yuwalatada' ehema nathnam Shashika Nisansalage' Thol pethi witharakda' kiyala. And the listener started giggling while saying 'Hmmm samithage rana hansa yuwalata thamai mama wediyenma kemathi, habai shashikage thol pethith naraka naha!' , and the program quickly switched to a commercial break. An Englishman, an American and a Sinhala man are called upon to test a lie detector.

The Englishman says. 'I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer'. BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector. 'Ok, 10 bottles'. And themachine is silent. The American says. 'I think I can eat 15 hamburgers'.

BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector. 'all right, 8 hamburgers'. And the machine's silent. The Sinhala man says: 'I think.' , BUZZZZZZ goes the machine. Having lost his donkey a Banda, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked,'Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?

The Banda replied 'I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing. On the Kurunegala main road there appeared an advertisement from the leading condom producers, on the importance of safe sex and the dangers of many a fatal illness which could result in carefree sex.

A smart guy walking on the road was much taken up by the advertisement and painted the following slogan in double meaning, big as ever. M A K U W O T H H I R A Y!!!

( turn it around ) The newly married native doctor moved into his new house soon after his honeymoon and fixed a newly painted board with his name and title, though he was still on matrimonial leave. The board read thus: WAIDYACHARA PREMALOKA KALA NIDHI. A adventourous guy in the area knowing the doctor who had a late marriage and was still on leave, simply added an HU in front of the title KALA NIDHI.!!!

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Meka lassana china adara katawak.Akamat aka china govi pawlaka lassana genu lamayek hitiya. Ayage nama yoshi.itin me yoshi a game lokkage puta shaisenta adare kala.dawasak me denna hambela kata kara.Yoshi.-shaisen, ashimo shimchiyen liy'ajw' oshiti.Shaisen-olajin liyenw kaishek akasi.??Yoshi-ulawchilan nashi oshitan yamacasi.!Shaisen-yo liyejin likar chinshiyen.

Sayonara.Yoshi.-shaisen shaisen. Chishan chonai. Chonai.Dekka neda a ayage adara katawa.'

Okkoma kiyewwada,lassanai neda? Rattaran oya dannawada mama oyata koitaram adareda kiyala mata e adare wachanawalin kiyanna teren ne eth mama danne meccharai mata oya nethuwa meloke gewatwenna be kiyala vitarai mama tama oyawa hebahin dekala netath oyagen atwenna beritaramata oyage hadawathata lanwela oya tama danne nethuwa ati oyata pixsiyek wage adare karana kellek innawa kiyala atthamai rattaran mata oya nethuwa meloke jiwat wenna be ehema unoth mage papuwa pelila merila yavi mathu upadina hema atmayakama oya magema wenna kiyalai mama prartana karanne /mehema adare karana girl kenek mata ikmanata lebewa.